100 French police-station stories · In English

Everyone has
something to report.

Missing keys. Noisy neighbors. A dispute involving vegetables. Step inside the stranger side of everyday life.

I’d Like to Report Something
From funny to disturbing · The Joke Factory

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An illustrated French police station at dusk: an officer takes a report while a visitor holds radishes and another waits with a car tire.

I’d Like to Report Something — French Police-Station Stories from Funny to Disturbing, The Joke Factory

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The Borrowed Clippers

My neighbor refuses to return the grooming clippers I use on my dogs. She borrowed them to clip her children’s hair. But my bichons have a right to their dignity too.

These lighter excerpts are a taste of the collection. The full book also includes darker stories and adult themes.

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